Thread: Cool Video Game Job Ads

Shady corporations in video games are a dime a dozen -- just like their real -life counterparts. People may complain about Apple screwing up a product's design and Starbucks charging too much for fancy drinks, but at least those companies aren't dabbling in genetic engineering or planning on taking over the wor... right? But when video game companies start shedding workers (thanks to a messy gun battle or escaped killer mutant), they're forced to do what all companies do these days: recruit new employees with online classified ads.